10. His name is Virgil.

9. He does a mean rendition of the Coconut song.

8. He likes to take moonlight walks along the beach.

7. He's a Virgo.

6. He's a tad self-conscious about his glasses.

5. He speaks seven languages.

4. His straw hat was a gift from the Dalai Lama.

3. He hates unicorns.

2. He does some cute Coconut Head Man dances if you plug him into your iPod.

1. He has no idea who Benjamin Stove is.

For more Coconut Head Man love, read Ode to the iCoconut.