Well, here we are again. Another year, another birthday.

Except this time we're the ones being tormented. Forced to sit here and narrate this lame ass parade?

Well, we did agree to perform community service instead of going to jail for our part in the El Fuego Vaca incident.

But this is cruel and unusual punishment. This parade could take hours since you know how fashionably late Princesses can be.

Nothing we can do about it now. Let's get on with the parade!

I hate you.