And I'm FunShine Bear. Isn't it a lovely day? I just love the sunshine. It makes me all warm and happy inside.

Oh cut the crap. Strifey isn't fooled by all that fake sweetness.

But what about his friends?

He has friends?

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

That was a good one. Well, we really should get started. We aren't getting paid to sit around and make fun of strifey all day.

You're right. Okay strifey, here is your first puzzle.