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I'm a pretty decent college football fan. I might not know all the players, coaches, or random records they've piled up, but I know most of the rules and I enjoy watching college games on the weekends. Bowl Week is especially fun since I have most of it off from work, so I have something entertaining to watch while I'm at home vegging on the couch.
Most of the time, I don't pay attention to the commercials, since by the end of the first quarter, you've seen all the ads you're going to see for the next 10 days. Tip to advertisers: try making more than one so that you can put them in a rotation. Seeing the same one commercial twenty times during the course of a football game is not going to make want to buy your product any more than if I saw it once. So it came as quite a surprise when during one of the games a new commercial ran.
It was a fairly plain commercial. Sadly, I didn't get a picture of the screen, nor can I find a copy of the ad online, but it really wasn't that exciting, so you aren't missing much. Black background with white words and a blinking 'ALERT' sign. The voiceover said something like "Winter X Games 12 will take place despite rumors circulating online. Please visit WinterXRumorAlert.com for more information." It reminded me a lot of the stolen Audi commercials during AotH.
Being the good little consumer that I am, I went to the website, because the commercial was a bit odd after all. And I'm a sucker for rumors.
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Winter X Rumor Alert |
The Winter X Rumor Alert is set up to state the 'rumors' that are flying around the web and the 'truth' behind them.
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RUMOR:
Winter X Games 12 have been canceled due to disturbances in the Aspen area. |
FACT:
The Winter X Games 12 are happening as planned January 24-27, 2008 and will be televised on ESPN and ABC. |
RUMOR:
Two PRINOTH Terrain Master bulldozers have disappeared from the mountain where the Winter X Games 12 are happening. As a result, the games will not go on as planned. |
FACT:
The PRINOTH Terrain Masters were not in the possession of ESPN when they were reported missing. All of the Terrain Masters that ESPN will use to create courses for the Games are expected to be present as planned. As stated above, the Winter X Games 12 are happening as planned. For more information about PRINOTH, please visit their site here. |
RUMOR:
Chris Burandt has pulled out of competition at Winter X Games 12 because of strange occurrences on the mountain. |
FACT:
Chris Burandt is competing as planned. He states this clearly on his website.
http://www.chrisburandt.com/ |
RUMOR:
Buttermilk Mountain is fraught with geological anomalies, unnatural tectonic movement, and inexplicable seismological tremors as described on Dr. Jim Vaile’s site:
http://www.ButtermilkIsAlive.com |
FACT:
We do not recognize Dr. Vaile’s scientific studies of the mountain as verifiable fact. |
RUMOR:
Buttermilk Mountain has been the location of numerous UFO and Sasquatch sightings over the past century. |
FACT:
ESPN has an agreement with Aspen/Snowmass to host the Winter X Games through 2010. Part of that agreement warrants full disclosure of any abnormal mountain activity. To this date, we have received no reports of the aforementioned sightings nor disappearances filed as UFO abductions or Yeti crimes against humans or wildlife. |
RUMOR:
Sinkholes of unknown origin or caused by pressure build-ups in abandoned mines have appeared across Buttermilk Mountain, as evidenced by videos like this and this appearing online. |
FACT:
ESPN cannot verify events depicted in amateur videos, but authorities at Aspen have reported no such occurrences and are confident that the mountain is safe for recreational activity. |
RUMOR:
International news reports claim that foreign athletes may not compete in Winter X Games 12 because of rumors of the mountain attacking people. |
FACT:
While we are familiar with this news report, ESPN has had no formal cancellations by any athlete as of January 4, 2008 |
The website was registered by the Martin Agency through Network Solutions. It was created November 30, 2007 and it's being hosted on 1and1 servers, so now we have a benchmark to compare any other sites we find.
There's actually quite a bit of information on this website. It has links to one sponser website, one partially in-game website, and links to several in-game resources. It has also updated at least once since I first found it.
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PINROTH Terrain Masters |
As far as I can tell, there is actually no information regarding Buttermilk on the PINROTH website, so I would have to guess that it's a sponsor of the Winter X Games. I was really hoping to find information about the missing bulldozers, but if it's on the website, I can't find it.
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Chris Burandt |
Chris Burandt is a professional snowmobiler who is also regular in the Winter X Games. But despite the fact that he is a real person, he at least has some stuff up on his website about the Buttermilk rumors. It's just too bad that his talent at riding snowmobiles didn't rub off on his website, because parts of it can be very hard to read. Black text over black marks on a background = unreadable words. I also hate small text areas where you have to use speciality scrolling.
In his latest blog entry, Chris talks about how he got a call from Jim Vaile, warning him of the dangers of Buttermilk this year. Chris has also heard that some other athletes (sadly, no named mentioned) are pulling out of the competition, although Chris himself has no plans to do so. In fact, Chris says he wants to get to the bottom of the mystery surrounding all these rumors.
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X Games is coming...or is it!
12.14.2007
Hey Everyone! Just wanted to give you a quick update on what I have been up to. The snow is here and winter is in full swing. With the beautiful white stuff comes the preparation for Winter X Games baby! I am excited about X this year to not only defend my freestyle title but to compete in the new snowmobile event…Speed and Style!
Everything so far this year has been pretty normal. We got snow early, I’ve been able to ride a bunch and so far my new business venture Burandt’s Back Country Adventure has been a huge hit! So just when I thought everything for this year was going to be nice and smooth I hear some crazy stuff is going on at Buttermilk ski area which is the site of this year’s Winter X Games. I got a call from a guy named Jim Vaile who I actually met up in the mountains one year when I was riding up in the back country above Aspen. I was up in the middle of no where and saw him just hiking around. When I stopped to ask him if he needed any help he casually said, “Nope just out for a hike.” This dude is gnarly! Anyway, Jim who has lived up in Aspen his whole life called me to let me know that there are some freaky things happening up on the mountain this year. He actually started this web site www.buttermilkisalive.com to warn the athletes of the crazy things that have been going on. I guess some of the athletes have even thought about skipping this years event. I have even had some people ask me if I still planned on going! What the heck is going on here? So whatever you may have heard I am still planning on going to X. I’m going to try to get to the bottom of this. Stay tuned to the site and I will let you know when I hear something.
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YouTube Sinkhole Videos |
There are two YouTube videos circulating showing two seperate, yet similar, events that occured on Buttermilk Mountain.
The first video is of a guy and a girl skiing down the mountain on a bright sunny day. At one point, they stop and the guy asks the girl if she wants to go back up for another run, or if she wants to call it a day. Over the girl's shoulder, you can see another skiier in red coming down the mountain. As the new skiier passes the two, the camera shifts over, and you can see a big hole in the ground open up. The skiier falls in, and the hole appears to chew him as everyone starts screaming. About 10 seconds later, the hole/mouth eventually closes and sinks back into the mountain. Yikes!
The second video shows a snowboarder getting ready to take a run at a handmade snowramp. A couple of seconds before he hits the ramp, you can hear a grumbling noise, and a hole opens up just past the end of the ramp. People start screaming for the snowboarder to stop, but it's too late and he goes off the end of the ramp. Luckily, he lands past the gaping hole, which now starts to snap its jaws open and shut. Once again, after about 10 seconds, the hole/mouth closes back up. Now I know why I haven't been skiing in years. Who wants to deal with killer carnivorous mountains?
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The Russian News Report |
The Rumor Alert link to the YouTube video of a Russian newscast was one of the updates that occured after the site first launched. Thankfully, there are subtitles to the report so that I don't have to track a Russian speaker down to know what was being said.
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..130 cats, and the neighbors don't seem to have a problem with them. That's quite amazing...
In sports news, do you remember the European skiers who claimed Americans had created a horror story to keep them from competing in Winter X Games 12? Well, now they say the story is true. They story, circulated in Eurpose, a few weeks ago, claimed that Buttermilk Mountain, the site of the up-coming Winter X Games event, is cursed. There have been a number of disappearances and natural disasters involving skiers and snowboarders. Well, prominent European athletes who have been practicing on the mountain and now returning from the U.S. and are refusing to compete. Why? Well, they claim to have witnessed acts of negative agression by the mountain, including sinkhole openings and unnatural tremors. This doesn't sound too unlike what happened at Galdhopiggen, does it? Viewers, just remember to close your eyes if you don't want your soul stolen...
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The newscast states that there are prominent European athletes thare are now refusing to compete in the Winter X Games because of the incidents on Buttermilk, although ESPN refutes this. The newscast also hints that something similiar happened at Galdhopiggen, the highest mountain in Norway and Scandinavia, although there is no Google love on that claim. Maybe we'll get lucky and see some Gladhopiggen attacks later.
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Buttermilk Is Alive |
Buttermilk Is Alive is the webpage of one Dr. Jim Vaile ( email: ButtermilkIsAlive@gmail.com )a geologist from the University of Colorado. His website is hia attempt to catalog and publish the scientific mysteries of Buttermilk Mountain. He has been studying the mountain for 25 years and claims that it is being exploited for its commercial value and its urban myth status.
The website has recently undergone a website design, and thus he has had to consolidate some of his older entries (isn't that just always the case). What's so 'odd' about Dr. Vaile is that he is adamant that the occurances on Buttermilk have a natural explanation. He refuses to consider any supernatural or mystical explanations Buttermilk - and how often do you find that on the web, let alone in an ARG?
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Date: Dec. 1993
Title: My First Entry*
My colleagues question my intentions when I spend weeks on the mountain and in the surrounding environs. They call my methods extreme or "unnecessary." In truth, it is more convenient for the geological community to make light of my practices and make a joke of my inquiries about Buttermilk. I spend weeks outdoors not because of obsession or mental illness. I stay on the mountain because I want to see what other people have not yet seen. To do that I have to do what other people do not do. There have been historically inexplicable incidents at Buttermilk. For the last two centuries, we do not have enough evidence to build any sort of reasonable theory to explain what has happened at Buttermilk. Perhaps it is time for an unreasonable theory.
*Most of these entries are taken from my logbook, which I carry with me always.
Date: Jan. 1994
Title: Buttermilk & the Alleged Curse
Before the area was transformed by gold, silver, and coal mines, there was a great deal of tradition woven into this mountain and the surrounding region. I've found dozens of book detailing nicknames from the folklore, the most prevalent being "The Great Mouth." I am not a superstitious person, and I follow a strict scientific method - but I also respect the traditions of other cultures. There were rituals devoted to this mountain. Whatever made indigenous people revere Buttermilk was real, and probably still is today.
*There is more information about the alleged curse in the History section.
Date: Feb. 1994
Title: Beautiful Sparkle
I spent several hours this morning on the north face of the mountain. There is a small patch that sparkles under the snow - from approx 6:14 to 6:47 a.m. the reflection of the sun was brilliant - refracted into a rainbow of colors to the eye but impossible to capture with the minicam. Not unique to this zone, Buttermilk is an unpredictable cornucopia of natural phenomena. Whether or not superstitions have any real basis, there are repeated unusual occurrences that require further study. Predictably, I refute the slogan Andy attributed to me - "Buttermilk is Alive." There is nothing alive or monstrous here - which raises the more interesting question - what exactly is going on at Buttermilk Mountain?
Date: Feb. 1994
Title: Muscovite for Sparkle?
This morning I returned to the sparkling patch on the north side of the mountain and tried to capture the phenomenon with the minicam.
The images do not do justice to the beauty of the light in the snow. THE SPARKLE WAS NOT AN ANOMALY. Upon closer inspection I identified the glittery flaky material as partially melted muscovite. (Muscovite captures the coldest melt in metamorphic rock so it’s common in metamorphosed shales but it’s quickly used up in reactions as the temperature rises.) Given the historical climate data of the region (see reference HERE at the Official Climate Index website) the environment should not be suitable for a reaction of this temperature level. I obtained a sample for lab analysis.
Date: Mar. 1994
Title: Sparkle-patch is a Porous Crystal!
The tiny fibers of sillimanite and potassium feldspar have pushed forward in a pattern that I am not familiar with, although it is impossible to know whether it was "born" imperfect or whether it became imperfect in the past seventy years since its formation. The fibers have reacted with quartz and formed a crystalline lattice that is very robust. The effect is a porous structure with a much higher elasticity than expected from this region. At least one portion of Buttermilk Mountain has a different composition than its neighboring regions.
Date: Aug. 1994
Title: Weather
Before the mountain became a public recreational area, early land prospectors reported "wispy portals opening in the skies surrounding the peak - cone-shaped gusts of debris - windy demons accompanied by sounds." Before skiing, the value of the land was compromised by what the National Weather Report Service lists as "temporal distortions - electromagnetic distortions capable of storming." The prospectors also described the region as "eerie and alien. There is a quality in this fog that gives one the sense of all things paranormal. Superstition is a strong deterrent: that which cannot be explained cannot be sold."
Date: Dec. 1994
Title: Inconclusive Again
If Buttermilk is not Alive, then what the hell is it?
Date: May 1998
Title: Weird
I have to thank landscaper Marc Otten for finding this interesting piece of history*: three years after the Swiss ski industry expert André Roch surveyed the Buttermilk region in the 1930s, a number of Scandinavians from a nearby ashram went missing. There were at least seven members of the community that were never accounted for but the incident was overlooked because America was consumed with the Great Depression and the tense politics of the time.
*I found the article and scanned it. CLICK HERE to access the History section.
Date: Feb. 2001
Title: Fake Explanations Have Got Me Revved Up Again
I've been so distracted putting together my book proposal that I haven't been doing much investigation in the field. Luckily there are enough nimwits in the world to keep me needed. New news, a band of pseudo-scientists and conspiracy theorists have suggested that snowwaves - freakishly large waves of wind and debris - up to 10 m (40 feet) high - are very rare, but do occur at Buttermilk. So I spent the past two weeks in the field. After measuring wind speeds within a forty-degree temp. range and 40 percent humidity sway in some areas, I can fully discredit their measurement. The angle of the mountain is too steep, their snowwaves would crumple on themselves by their own weight. Nice try, mythmakers!
Date: Mar. 2001
Title: Satellite
The only way to study the shifting terrain properly is to monitor the mountain via satellite for the duration of the "incident" season. I am positive that I've witnessed a tree shift about eight feet on the face of the mountain during the season change, but because the weather makes for a huge margin of error, I will not report it. Again, and again and again we hit this wall of frustration - the lack of funding for a noncommercial phenomenon!
Date: Sept. 2002
Title: Insecurities and Evolution
There are times when I ask myself why do I persist to stay on this damn mountain and push these damn laptop buttons when I can't feel the tips of my fingers? Why do I keep talking about Buttermilk and driving these questions back into the air? Am I just a cheap parlor magician looking for magic? But I remind myself that I know what I believe in - evolution. I do not trust people who are content without explanation. In order to evolve we must ask ourselves WHY? If we don't ask ourselves WHY we will not evolve. There have been over a dozen unresolved disappearances at Buttermilk Mountain and I want to know WHY.
Date: Nov. 2002
Title: Kick Those Doubts in the Ass
I am not a cheap parlor magician. I think of Buttermilk as mysterious, not mystical. I am not looking for magic out here, I am looking for things that are unusual. I am not interested in myth or ghosts - I leave that to fantasy books. I am interested in reality, and real explanation. When it’s real, it allows people to be curious about discovering something new.
Date: Oct. 2004
Title: Strange Interference
I keep an old-fashioned compass that was given to me by my older brother who passed away over a decade ago. It’s beat up but it works sure as snow and right as rain. I've never had a problem with interpreting its direction. This morning at 7:52 it was spinning around and around like a top. Sure it may be electromagnetic distortion - I understand, but why so violently? At Buttermilk, these incidents seem to be the norm more than the exception.
Date: Oct. 2004
Title: Stats Returned
I got the reports back from Katie who works for the radio station - she was able to obtain them but they are very difficult to understand. The gist of it is, her station keeps aware of the ambient electromagnetic levels to prevent spikes of distortion of their programming. These readings are related to weather fluctuations as well. The reports show electromagnetic anomalies and atmospheric aberrations all around Buttermilk - but we knew that to be the case before. What is more difficult is discerning a pattern.
Date: Nov. 2004
Time: Curious Formation
The weather has been terrible at night, in particular near the rim at 39'12'17.48 w. elev. 2411 there - there is a ridge underneath heaps of snow and heavy wind-blown sediment - discovered some gorgeous cross-bedding. I tried to capture a photograph but even with flash it is too far. With a large lighting rig and a few ten thousand dollars it could be done!
Date: Nov. 2004
Title: Why No Exposure?
My frustrations about the lack of response I am getting to my findings and to this website are growing. Why hasn't Buttermilk Mountain gotten the same level of celebrity as the Bermuda Triangle? Why haven't these disappearances been as thoroughly investigated? I hate to use the word conspiracy, but Ben Beale may be right...
Date: Oct. 2007
Title: Popularity Rising?
I'm seeing the kids in the area wearing BIA T-shirts and yelling things about the mountain. I'm not the most "plugged-in" person to the youth culture, but I get the sense that the mountain is hip again. I am always wary about kids who speak heaps about a subject when they haven't done any reading or research about it. How is it that one of you will write Buttermilk all over your clothes and your gear and not even pick up my newsletter to learn what it’s all about? It’s nonsense.
Date: Dec. 2007
Title: Buttermilk Is Alive
I am still feeling bittersweet about the phrase I coined in 1989, "Buttermilk Is Alive." It was a joke among geologists and now it’s a catch phrase that detracts from the credibility of the mountain. The theory that Buttermilk Mountain is a hibernating monster is silly. It starts with delinquent kids spreading folklore about the mountain rather than studying the history and questioning for themselves.
JIM VAILE RECEIVES AATA ACHIEVEMENT AWARD
This year's recipient has a B.S. from SUNY at Stony Brook and a Ph.D. from the Unveristy of Colorado. From 1970 to 1982 he was a paleontologist / stratigrapher at the U.S. Geological Survey. From 1982 to 1989 he belonged to the Geological Society of America as a terrestrial program coordintor and developed a curiosity about the significance of the curse Native Americans had placed on Buttermilk Mountain. Shortly thereafter Jim retreated from the geological community to pursue independent research challenging the inconsistencies between accounts, statements, and scientific calculations around the mountain. After twelve years of observation and becoming somewhat of a recluse, Jim reemerged onto the Colorado scene in 2003 with "indisputable evidence that something is amiss at Buttermilk." Though his immersive fieldwork methods remain controversial to say the least, his passion for geology and postive effect on the community are undeniable. Jim is a fellow of GSA, the AAAS, a board member of The Paleontological Society, and has made several contributions to the Glossary of Geology.
BUTTERMILK TIMELINE
Buttermilk Mountain stands in a region of Aspen, Colorado in which human dissapearances, geological aberrations, and inexplicable weather anomalies have occured regularly for over two hundred years.
1827
Spirits of Coots Canyon
by Whitfield Wall
Whitfield Wall was a pioneering tradesman with an itch for exploration and expansion. By merging the rum and brandy trade with the fur trade and servicing smaller towns, his scouts explored the outskirts of the more populated trade routes. Most early accounts of the Buttermilk region (then called Coots Canyon) and its inhabitants come from Wall's memoirs. He took extensive notations of landscape, especially of mountain geography, and he described the area near Buttermilk as "foreboding...smelling of misfortune and doom." His book is detailed but is not considered an historical account because he mixed his landscape accounts with memoirs of lewd interactions with the locals. The book was first printed on a lithographic press in 1827.
1840s
The Alleged Curse The mountains of the area not only held great natural resources, but also held distinct spiritual meaning. There are several accounts online of an alleged curse placed upon the mountain by people indigenous to the area. There is no definitive historical record to validate this, but we all know that history is made by Men and written by Morons. A little thoughtwork and elbow grease with the sources of this time period explain a lot.
www.pearlstreetpublishing.com
www.postindependent.com
www.angelfire.com/co4/grumpynam/colorado/crystal.html
http://www.gj125.com
1900s
In the Face of Darkness
by Michael Wilson
As a child, my other would sign to me this age-old hymn.
Cold the north wind doth blow
All the hills covered in snow
Hush, sweet child, don't utter a peep
Or the angry mountain will wake from his sleep
I never questioned its meaning. I didn't have to. The words floated into the ether like snow powder on the wind as she sang night after night. That changed two winters ago when my wife Shery was taken on the mountain. You knew Sherry, and you knew me. She was the one taht brought warm buns to our weekly meetings. Elsibeth, she accompanied you to Emmitsburg the night your husband passed! She had not slept a wink in four days! And I, I was a friend to all the locals. I was considered bounteous and kindhearted. yet when I blamed the mountain for her fate, I was cast out to live a life of solitude. To spend day after day alone in my dwelling holding the trinkets she left behind between my fingers and wondering why, if it weremy transgressions that offended the beast, it didn't take me instead. I accept that my sweet Sherry is gone forever. I only ask you know, in the face of darkness, to accept why I must stay here. If I frighten your children, it is only for their own safety. it is only to keep the fires of Hell from spreading. Rest my soul, I will never let that happen.
1913
Record Blizzard blankets Colorado
http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&q=1913+colorado+storm&um=1&ie=UTF-
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Hundreds displaced, record number of residents in the Buttermilk region unaccounted for.
1933
Roch vs. Rock
Among many experts hired by the Aspen area for developing ski trails plans, which were interrupted by the second World War, Swiss ski industry expert André Roch surveyed Buttermilk Mountain and the surrounding region. At the time the expert’s decision to develop the Buttermilk region was mixed, for UN-documented reasons. Roch famously once said "Remember, my friend, the avalanche does not know that you are an expert!" Though Roch was not referring specifically to Buttermilk, I believe that he represented a voice of dissension among profit mongers. The press spun it to be political, but it was a safety issue.
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Tensions have escalated across undeveloped regions of Aspen as politics and economics clash. Esteemed Swiss expert on avalanches and snow safety André Roch was asked to contribute his opinion on the future prosperity of a ski area on Mount Hayden. Although Mr. Roch approved the area for development, some question whether the Swiss position of strict neutrality factored into his decision to keep the Swiss media and public opinion with the western democracies.
1940s
The 10th Mountain Division Soldiers Stationed at Camp Hale
The 10th Mountain Division was a light infantry division that specialized in fighting in severe weather conditions. Mind you, the unit was trained to see things objectively. This is an excerpt from the journal of Lieutenant Troy Rysavy: "There is one peak in the distance that gets Andy and me (illegible) shivering and nobby. ...Cap remarked there is a curse on that N.B.G. hill. Stationed here feels DF wrong. The animals are afraid, the ground sinks. (illegible) At night the land is howling."
1950
JIM VAILE is born in Georgetown, Colorado.
1958
http://www.aspenhistory.org/friedl.html
Friedl Pfeifer opens Buttermilk Mountain as world-class tourist attraction known for the quality of its fine powder snow. There are no mentions of its inauspicious history in the press release.
1959
During its first year Buttermilk was not open to the public early in the off-season because security was compromised and the region was plagued by destructive squatters. Accounts show nearly a dozen squatters were wiped from the Buttermilk region in a few days, and security takes no credit for the sweep. Because squatters tend to be gypsies and vagabonds they have no family ties, their disappearances were dismissed as rumor. This was the first time Buttermilk was regarded as an urban legend rather than a legitimate location of unexplained phenomena.
1984
After years of inactivity on Buttermilk, a woman disappears into an unexplained sinkhole.
Katie Ross, a 28 year-old woman from Dallas, Texas, reported missing on Buttermilk Mountain on November 29th. She was reportedly on vaction with friends in the Aspen area. Her friends claim that she was skiing just a few yards behind them on the mountain and seconds later, she had vanished. If you have any information of her whereabouts, please contact the Aspen local authorities.
1989
Teenage skier Christian Franco, charged with faking his own disappearance at Buttermilk, helps popularize the fad "Buttermilk is Alive."*
*This commercialization discredited the mountain's history by associating it with urban legends like Bigfoot and the Abominable Snowman. If the mountain were not so exploited by popular culture, it might get the scientific investigation it deserves.
2002
http://expn.go.com/xgames/wxg/2002/archive/video/index.html
ESPN Winter "X" Games scheduled to be held at Buttermilk through 2007 with expected attendance of 80,000 people each year. This will be the most activity the mountain has ever seen in its history.
2002
Six college students without event entry tickets who were fined for sneaking onto the mountain turned themselves in, claiming that "the ground was moving like it was alive."
2003
Newspaper article: Residents have concerns about disappearances at Buttermilk.
*this article was removed because it was struck from the paper record as misinformation!
2004
The Colorado Wildlife Conservation Association (CWCA) warns that there is a drastic decrease in wildlife population in the habitats surrounding Buttermilk. The Colorado Division of Wildlife issued a report to address key issues, but unchecked land development is low on the list at #26.
http://wildlife.state.co.us/NR/rdonlyres/529561A9-F8B4-4410-9B28-
15612E0E6B90/0/APPENDIX.pdf
2005
G.H. Geological Surveying Services unexpectedly shuts down its expansion office in Pitkin County. Reports of "abnormal seismological activity" and "unpredictable movement in the strata" cause operations to cease. Insurance claims are listed as the reason for the shutdown, and G.H. GSS spokesmen refuse to comment further.
2006
Three unrelated reports of "unexpected sinkholes" and "moving snow" burying equipment and articles of clothing are filed at Buttermilk Mountain, although terrain is regularly inspected and passes commercial skiing safety standards. My theory of a possible explanation » [Note, this is stated as coming soon]
After digesting all his mini-blog entries and perusing his history section, it's pretty easy to see that Dr. Jim wants a scientfic explanation for what has been happening on Buttermilk over the past 180 years, but that he feels frustrated by the lack of funding or even acknowledgment by the scientific community. But you have to give him credit for continuing on for so many years on his own. I guess when you have an obsession, you can't let go of it, even if you know it's futile.
One really potentially interesting bit is that he actually gives a street address as to where you can find him: 1602 Walnut Street #4 Boulder, Colorado. It does seem to be a real address, although who's to say that he'll still be there after the building is sold. I wonder if I could contact his neighbor and see if he knows anything about who is in unit 4.
Oh, and just for the record, the BIA site was registered on November 14, 2007 through a private proxy on 1and1. Not quite the same as the Rumor Alert site, but still within the time frame and they're both hosted with the same name servers.
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The Buttermilk 'Forum' |
One of Dr. Jim's links is to his Buttermilk Is Alive Fourm. And when I say 'Forum,' I mean 'Blog with moderated comments'. I suppose that's one way of keeping all the riff-raff from screaming 'THIS IS FAKE!' all of the time.
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“migration”
December 1, 2007
I APOLOGIZE BUT ALL POSTS PRE-DATING THE MIGRATION ON DECEMBER 1 WILL NOT BE IMMEDIATELY AVAILABLE.
Any members in need of a particular post with the date should email me directly - I have a printout archive of all posting since the forum’s inception and would be happy to track it down for you.
Forum Protocal
December 1, 2007
Even when sharing my own thoughts, I try to keep my writing considerate and on-topic. FORUM MEMBERS HAVE COMPLAINED ABOUT IRRELEVANT / IRREVERENT POSTINGS BEFORE - PLEASE RESPECT THE COMMUNITY AND KEEP COMMENTS RELATED TO BUTTERMILK.
Dr. Jim Vaile
predictably
December 6, 2007
Its that time of the year again, as the major sports conglomerates prepare for their annual display of brute strength and neon colored regalia. The youth are collecting in Aspen and milling about the mountain socializing and gossiping, leaving about wrappers and making noise at night. I’ve been hearing “Buttermilik is Alive” murmured here and there, so perhaps its coming back into fashion.
more activity
December 8, 2007
This morning I witnessed an amazing sunrise on the mountain which inspired me for the day. There were more people out earlier than before. I am hopeful that as a counter balance to all the noise and activity, more kids will come out on the mountain on their own and breathe in the air and have a private experience on Buttermilk.
healthy discussion
December 10, 2007
I want to remind new readers that the Critics & Skeptics page is for structured debate about Buttermilk, and opinions which I consider to be inconsiderate or spiteful will not get
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Apples and Oranges
December 12, 2007
I’ve been thinking that perhaps my expectations of people are too high. With so many problems that need addressing, its difficult for people to focus on just one. For example, people who argue with me that a thorough Buttermilk investigation would damage the environment. I’m reading this and I’m thinking - as a country we could cut our energy consumption increase in half if people switched from incandescent bulbs to fluorescent bulbs. All people have to do is buy a different bulb, there is no lifestyle change involved - and its especially relevant now as it gets dark earlier. You Environmentalists can write to me to change my mission for Buttermilk but you can’t get people change a bulb?
Are you kidding?
new AMAZING discovery!!!
December 14, 2007
Just returned from the American Geophysical Union in San Francisco where they claim to have discovered the energy source behind auroras borealis, which most of us know as the “northern lights”. Using five - yes, FIVE - NASA satellites they propose that the energy comes from charged particles that come from the sun and travel through magnetic fields all across the planet only to explode in a shimmering display of light.
Great work guys. (And people call ME crazy!) :-)
I’m not serious of course, I’m sure this new research on the lights was conducted in a thorough fashion and the report is sound. What gets my goat is, NASA is using five multi-million dollar satellites to explain the northern lights because they are pretty, popular, and great for tourism. Something like Buttermilk, which is darker and scary and swallows vagrants - now that’s easier to dismiss as myth. Its all politics.
This site does a good job of showing how the Northern Lights is similar to Buttermilk because it started as magic and myth but gradually earned a scientific explanation - in this case, solar winds and magnetic fields.
Do you believe in magic?
December 15, 2007
Personally, I do not. I believe every mystery has an explanation, some explanations we as are prepared to accept and others were are not.
Apparently, I have some new readers who agree with me because they are challenging the tabloids, and asking “what actually goes on at Buttermilk?” The truth is, the kind of phenomena that happen on Buttermilk and are routinely mis-categorized as “extraterrestrial” or “magical”. To address comments from theseekerof77 and TranierBoy specifically, throughout the years there have been several reported disappearances, strange noises (similar to the Taos Hum) and unusual light displays (similar to the northern lights) at Buttermilk mountain. Although I cannot explain all of these phenomena, I am CONFIDENT that the mountain is just a geological anomaly - not an alien, and further scientific explanation will bring the truth - not the myth - to light.
“Alive” can mean different things
December 17, 2007 Jim's Thoughts
Now that I’ve added this video showing the violent strata shift to the BIA website I’ve been receiving faux emails from pranksters with subject lines like Buttermilk Is Alive and the Monster in the Mountain. Rest assured, nothing has changed in m mind, I know there is no creature lurking underneath the snow.
So to answer the question about the mountain swallowing things, ;-) I believe the region shares the sharp velocity mantle transitions that characterize the Cenozoic Uplift, but in the case of the Buttermilk sinkholes in particular, I suspect the terrain shifts are a result of the mantle being porous - which is extremely rare for this area, not sure how it developed - which gains pressure as gas fills up those spaces, until it is released violently through spontaneous fissures in the ground, and then recedes as the gas is expelled. I developed this theory in 1994 (see March log entry on my site) and for the most part it still holds water today.
So Buttermilk might be “alive” - just not the way they mean on the damn tee shirts.
BE WARNED - Buttermilk is DANGEROUS
December 18, 2007
Deluded teenagers and fad-makers have turned the Buttermilk phenomenon into a campfire story - the steam in these screen stills from the video I’ve put up on the main site show that the rifts in the ground were caused by pressure swellings not alien creatures.
bmfissure1 bmfissure2
I believe that the mountain is undergoing an accelerated tectonic movement and spontaneous sinkholes such as the one that occurred here are very likely to re-occur.
I recommend that all activity on the mountain should be suspended until authorities can perform the necessary tests to guarantee everyone’s safety.
Explosive Gas in Lousiana
December 22, 2007
Everyone is so caught up with the holidays that potential breakthroughs are being overlooked right and left!!! Geologists near Lake Peigneur in Louisiana have found that the lake is emitting volatile methane gas bubbles from an UNKNOWN NATURAL SOURCE.
Here is the article.
I believe that a similar natural gas source is responsible for the Buttermilk sinkholes.
Merry Christmas
December 25, 2007
It is Holiday time, so it comes as no surprise that people are reflecting about fantasies like Santa Claus and reindeer, ghosts and goblins, Buttermilk aliens and whatever other childhood myths we’ve grown to accept.
But once the buzz of the egg nog and spiced cider is gone, do you really still believe in these things?
Of course you do. Whether we admit it or not, people need to create myths and fantasies to distract them from their banal lives. I understand the importance of imagination. I just don’t see why that same curiosity can’t be applied under the tenets of science.
I’m off - I’m supposed to be meeting with a leprechaun this afternoon about a pot of gold.
Just kidding.
Another geological mystery SOLVED
December 28, 2007
I have said this before and I will say it again: natural mysteries can be solved through scientific diligence. The monumental crystals inside Mexico’s “Cueva de los Cristales” have long been a scientific mystery. Some even said that there were extra-terrestrial forces at play.
Cueva de los Cristales
Last spring a geologist at the University of Granada in Spain figured it out, cracked the code. The crystals enormous size was a result of their formation in abnormally rich mineral water within a very narrow temperature range. The whole phenomenon is explained in this article here.
There were never any aliens. There were never any spirits. And now, all the naysayers who denied science twiddle their thumbs in silence. Heh!!
Maybe 2008 will be a good year after all.
There really isn't too much in Dr. Jim's blog entries. Mostly just little bits on real world articles that talk about strange phenomena and how it shows that there are stranger things than what is occuring at Buttermilk. He also goes off a bit about how people should study Buttermilk scientifically, rather than labeling it as magic or extraterrestial.
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One of the more interesting updates to the BIA blog, the one that really convinced me that this is leaning toward an ARG, is where Dr. Jim talks about an email he got from someone who is a little upset at the 'forum'.
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When the forum gets rowdy
January 3, 2008
I get attachments like this rustys84pic.jpg along with absurd emails like the one below:
from: R$73 Hu9hz <seethetruth@rustytruth.com>
to: JimVaile@buttermilkisalive.com,
date: Jan 3, 2008 5:11 AM
subject: YOUR BLOG IS EVIL
You allow your readers to attack me?!?!?!?!:-P
and mock my journal
CRAZY ><?> STUPID!
**>?ButterJim wants 2 feel ur Wrath - {[but mayB lt hm B {?} he iz 1n3xp3r13nc3d!!!!!]}
I M not the average kommenter
I M a beacon of truth in the chaos that is every moment of every particle of every last
wannabee belieiver out there -the MOUNTAIN spoke SINCE //84
***I M R$73 TRUTH SEER**-
YOU are ButterJim deceived ButterJim YOU are lost
YOU are a loop of yourself
Butttermilk is NOT science [[1t 1s th3 f0urth p1ll4r 1n 4 f0und4t10n 0f 3n3rgy 4nd 3cst4sy]]
Tjere is No SCI3NCE to pure energy CrazuJim!!!
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I think this Buttermilk-zealot is referring to a harsh comment made by “Nick” on December 23. Here in the forum, why don’t we spare ourselves from postings like this by keeping the comments non-personal and constructive? A part of me is exceedingly irritated by misguided myth-makers like this, and part of me feels like this young man is a rare breed, one sandwich shy of a picnic. How long must it have taken him to make skier? And he has the nerve to call me crazy.
Well Rusty, I’ll let my readers judge for themselves who the crazy one is.
I guess this is why it pays to read the comments (which I usually just skim). It appears that Nick did leave a link to Rusty's blog and I didn't see it. Going back through the rest of the links, there is at least one other commenter that has a website: Zeek the Believer aka I am the Gooch.
Note: Both sites were registered on December 9, 2007 and are hosted by, you guessed it, 1and1.com. In fact, there used to be a Google cache of iamthegooch that had some of the BIA pages on it - Dr. Jim moves his site around a lot, doesn't he? ;)
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Storm Worm Warning |
Before we go snooping around the other sites a bit, there's a bit of a warning that needs to be put out. It appears that most (if not all) of the websites connected with this game were attacked by an exploit that contaiminated them (for lack of a better word) with a malicious link. I found infected pages at Winter X Rumor Alert, Buttermilk Is Alive, and Rusty Truth. I alerted Dr. Jim and Rusty to the problem, and the bad sections of code were removed, but I know at least two pages that escaped them the first time, so it is possible that there are other bad pages. I'm hopefully, however, that the webmasters will double check all their secondary pages to remove whatever remanats may remain.
I'm am impressed that Dr. Jim did put up a big blog entry stating that there was a problem and how to go about correcting it. Personally, I never had an issue with the exploit - between Firefox and my anti-virus, the problem was caught before any damage was done, but that doesn't mean everyone will get off so lucky. So please view the information on the Storm Worm and how you can detect it on your system since it's not just these few sites affected. The exploit hit tens of thousands of websites, so if you surf alot, chances are you'll run across it.
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Bad Code
January 7, 2008
It has come to my attention that some of my readers may have infected websites. Something about storms and worms and viruses. I come from an era where we battle natural elements not virtual ones. To me its all a waste of time.
But since I am an evolved man, here are three tips that my readers may find useful:
1) Learn about the threat here: http://www.securityzone.org/
2) If you have a page get this bad code out of it:
src=“http://merrychristmasdude.com/ind.php” width
3) Step away from the machine and go observe the phenomena in the vast, inspiring world we live in. Start here: 39.19'45'52 N 106.83'06'48 W
*and thanks to Rowan for the heads up
By the way, I think this is the location Dr. Jim was pointing to at the end of his entry. It's hard to say since Google maps didn't really like the format it was in (it's that 83 that's goofing stuff up).
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I Am the Gooch |
Since Zeek the Believer listed a website before Rusty did, we'll visit I am the Gooch first. He also seems slightly saner than Rusty, although both of them have absolutely horrendous taste when it comes to webdesign.
The Gooch seems to be a snowboarder that hangs out on Buttermilk Mountain, amongst other places. He has a bunch of photos of Buttermilk. It's a little annoying to view some of them since they enlarge when you mouse over them, but the bigger ones will hang below the bottom of the screen, so you gotta reposition the page so that you can see it. Or at least it does in Firefox. I tried it on IE at work, and got some weird message that it couldn't be viewed at all, so I'll have to try when I'm at home.
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It seems that The Gooch has a bunch of buddies that also goes snowboarding with him: Kyle, Brandon, Zeek and Danny. I am a little confused though. From the comment on the BTA blog, I thought Zeek was The Gooch since he had that listed as his website. Now I guess that Zeek and The Gooch are two different people, and that Zeek must not have his own website. He must be a pretty good friend of The Gooch though, since there are a ton of pictures of Zeek on IATG. Which brings me to my other bit of confusion: There are two versions of the same picture labeled Zeek, but the file name for the ">color photo is 'Danny' - who seems to be a separate individual altogether. Unless they are both named Danny and Zeek doesn't like that name. I dunno. I suppose I'll have to ask.
The Gooch also has a Myspace page listed, which I can't get to right now, but I will later.
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Rusty Truth |
Rusty is a fruitcake. That's all there is to be said. His website is uglier than The Gooch's, if that's at all possible. At least The Gooch doesn't have blinking sections or l33tspeak throughout.
From what I can gather, Rusty thinks he is a Truthseer who can bring the four pillars of the Unexplainable from the Tapestry of Time into his art. I think. He keeps splitting stuff up into 3s and 4s so it's really hard to know what he's talking about. But here's a little rundown on the basic principles:
Unexplainable = 3 Energy Sources
3 Energy Source = The Spirit Realm, The Physical Realm, The Emotional Realm
Spirit of Inexplicable Force effects = Barringer Media Crater, Buttermilk Mountain, the Bermuda Triangle
4 Pillars = Love, Rage, Mystery, Power
4 Energies consumed the Universe
4 Manifestions of Energy in Modern Society = ???, Barringer Media Crater, Buttermilk Mountain, Bermuda Triangle
== Rusty thinks he must capture the energy of Love and manifest it back into the Universe through art
Like I said, he's a fruitcake. But he seems to be a somewhat talented fruitcake in the fact that he can draw. He has a bunch of little pictures of what I guess is the energy in Buttermilk Mountain. Two of them were written on the back of some graph paper that has writing on the other side, but sadly I haven't been able to clean up the photos enough to read what was on the reverse.
The most interesting picture is the mountain in the hand, because the red lines connecting the dots reminds me of the picture labeled The Buttermilk Constellation on The Gooch's page. Is this something prevalent on the mountain?
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Benji Beale |
If you do a Google search for "Buttermilk Is Alive," you come across one other Buttermilk related site that isn't linked to any of the other sites: Benji Beale's flickr page. Dr. Jim made a brief mention of him in his November 2004 entry "I hate to use the word conspiracy, but Ben Beale may be right..." Dr. Jim also had his name (as well as several others) on a commented out Blog Roll on his BIA page that has since been removed, so I'm guessing that he really is connected.
It seems that Benji (email: packratbenny@yahoo.com ) started his flickr page after Chris Burandt made his blog post on Buttermilk. The pictures are taken from other people's flickr pages, the web, and his own personal collection.
One of his photos shows that the sinkhole/mouth has been spotted on Buttermilk since at least 1984 (if you believe the little timestamp in the corner and not the EXIF info that flickr pulls out of the image). He also has a couple of photos talking about a pattern - the same pattern as the Buttermilk Constellation? I don't really see it, but maybe he can. Benji also has a picture from our resident crackpot Rusty, which I have no idea what it's supposed to be showing tho.
Benji also has a picture of people posing as The Buttermilk Three, three skiers that went missing on the mountain who knows when. Rusty also has a version of this picture, except his has a circle around the skiers legs. Is there something important about all of them having their right leg lifted up in the air?
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Dr. Jim keeps mentioning the creators of his website, the Rocky Mountain Graphic Design Co. It's prevalently displayed at the bottom of his main website. He also talks about it on the Blog under the 'What is the Buttermilk Fourm?' section. And today he mentions it again in his newest blog entry talking about how he's having trouble uploading new footage of the Buttermilk fissures.
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Apologies and Anomalies
January 11, 2008
First of all to my readers, I apologize - I’m having some trouble adding the fantastic new footage of Buttermilk fissures to the main ButtermilkIsAlive website. Word to the wise, if you’re looking to have some internet work done, keep on looking when you come across Rocky Mountain Graphic Design Co. They are very affordable but thats about it.
Second, I’ve been getting a bunch of feedback about the new footage I’ve posted and how too many people agree that the mountain “mouth” is supernatural, not scientific. I would remind my readers that such mass scale phenomena has happened in the past and is always misconstrued. One such great example is the legend of the Devil of Devonshire. Check this link to learn a bit more about it, and see how the misinterpretations of Buttermilk incidents are just part of a long legacy of the common masses calling turning Anomaly into Legend.
While I am looking forward to new footage, this website thing is driving me a little bonkers since three big mentions should warrant a website for the company, but I can't find one. Which is a little sad, because new websites make me happy. Oh well, I guess I'll just have to keep an eye out on BIA for the new footage. Maybe that will get some attention focused on this game.
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